Uncommon Sense

Title	Essay Synopsis
Why Perfectionists Hate Karaoke (Aside From The Obvious)	I'd sooner hear no music at all.
Wrongheaded Way Of Dealing With Absurdly Juvenile Issue	Unbearably childish reaction to what should be a nonissue.
Don't Follow The Herd	Don't fall for societal propaganda.
Fitness Propaganda Craze Has Created A Rapist's Paradise	Stop falling for it, ladies.
It Only Gets Worse	Every decade gets nuttier than its predecessor.
Self-Loathing Fest	Stop hating our own nature!
Hyper Hype	Saving our species is what matters.
My Peculiar Pattern	Unique, but preferable.
Faux Pas	The atrocious things people say to the grieving.
The Case Against Dating	Starting over is an abysmal thought.
The Varied Drawbacks Of The Streaming "Services"	Why stream when you can have DVDs?
What A Rush	It's nice to finally be understood.
What's Up Doc?	Wacky weird doctor.
The Pendulum Swings	It was long overdue to swing the other way.
Make A Difference	As usual, the liberals have it wrong.
The Difference	Favor a contemplative life.
Twentieth Century Courtesy Devolved Into Twenty-First Century Crassness	Which form of address would you prefer to receive if you were the non-patient?